Thursday, March 29, 2012

Bedtime "Story" For A Sleepless Night

Just before bedtime . . .

Baby Puppy:  "Mom, can I make my own newspaper and have a paper route?"

Me (blissfully unaware of the clanging alarm bells):  "I don't know, honey.  Maybe."

Baby Puppy:  "But, where will I get pictures and news?"

Me (with vague, but growing uneasiness): Um, I don't know babe.

Baby Puppy:  Think anybody would be interested in the things that go on around our house?

Oh.  Shit.