Just before bedtime . . .
Baby Puppy: "Mom, can I make my own newspaper and have a paper route?"
Me (blissfully unaware of the clanging alarm bells): "I don't know, honey. Maybe."
Baby Puppy: "But, where will I get pictures and news?"
Me (with vague, but growing uneasiness): Um, I don't know babe.
Baby Puppy: Think anybody would be interested in the things that go on around our house?